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   Well, this time, Diane’s boyfriend, David came through for us to have some fun.  David works at a bowling alley … in fact, he closes it down from time to time.  It was one of these times that the four of us (me, Diane, David and Mike) all hung around after closing for a little bowling tournament of our own.

  We played strip-bowling.  The rules are really very simple:  The high score in a frame gets to say who has to take something off.   We also played with a special rule: Anyone is allowed to take off clothes,  adding 1 point to your score for each item taken off. 

That last rule came into play alot later on, but at first, things just started out kind of normal.  David was obviously better than us at bowling, so the first two frames were his choice.  First frame, he chose Diane … so she reached up under her sweater and took off her bra, mumbling about how this was going to be so NOT fun if David picked on her all night long.   The second frame, David chose me (so that he WASN’T picking on Diane).  While I took off my shoes (I always hated them anyway), Diane mumbled about David paying attention to me.  LOL … she had David no matter what way he chose to go.  So, to make it more fair, we decided that the winner of a frame was the only one that DIDN’T take something off.

  By the end of the game, there was David fully clothed, and the three of us naked.  We couldn’t really let things stop there, now, could we?  The three of us jumped on him and started stripping him down while he struggled.  I was lucky enough to be face-to-face with his willy while stripping him, and I saw that thing growing fast.  I buried my face in his crotch, glancing up long enough to see Diane sitting on his face and grabbing at Mike’s meat.

   We just tumbled around on the floor for quite awhile, grabbing whatever body part came close, until suddenly the lights went on and we heard several voices … the night buffing crew had arrived.  We were laughing and running around everywhere trying to find all our clothes in the rush.  The night crew had seen us almost right off the bat, and were running around chasing us or just sitting back hollering … it was all a blast.

  We all made it out okay, and we bailed into the back of Mike’s truck while he figured out where his keys were, then we were gone.  Once safely away, we pulled over to the side of the road for a good laugh.  Maybe we’ll try it again sometime.

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   Ever noticed how long basketball players’ fingers are?   Okay, call this curiosity, call it research, call it whatever you want, but I HAD to know … do fingers REALLY indicate how big other parts are?

   Anyway, that was how I ended up in the guys’ locker room after the game last weekend, hiding in the corner where I was sure I could get a good look and pretty sure I wouldn’t be caught.  I was wrong.  Well, right and wrong.  I got a chance to see cock all right … alot of it, and very close up.  Maybe it was my perfume that tipped them off, because almost as soon as the first ones got in the room one started looking around, then headed straight over to my little hiding spot.  He and his friends pulled me out saying something like “look what coach left for us today!”  My clothes went flying in shreds every which way, and I was laying in the middle of a dozen huge cocks stark naked. 

   Oh well, I knew what was coming next, so I just decided to enjoy it.  I started reaching out for one cock after the other, and felt more cocks slapping up to my ass, my pussy, hands pulling my titties.  It was just a blur … I don’t know how many times I sucked or got fucked.  It seemed like it was over as quickly as it started, with all of them already showered up and heading out the door, leaving me laying there soaked in jizz.

   Now I just have the memories.  Laying here in bed daydreaming about huge cocks coming at me in 3-D.  I’m not even sure if it really happened or if it was all a dream.  Maybe I should go back again, just to make sure.

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You prolly won’t be surprised to find out that trying to get help on my computer science final was a losin situation.  The little computer nerd I planned to give some in exchange for help cheating on the test…. he was just too virgin for me!  I think I traumatized him.. cuz I haven’t seen or heard from him since.     I have never in my life tried so hard to give somebody some pussy, or give head anything but he kept CUMMING before I could really get started.  LIKE FIVE TIMES IN A ROW this happened…. every time I nibbled his earlobe or started to put my hand under his shirt!    Multiple orgasms are a good thing, but not if they keep happenin in ur pants before the main event! 

ANYWAY… so he left out of embarassment and I was like fuck what do I do now.   So I figured my only last hope was to go straight to the source of all my problem, which is my Computer Science professor.

Don’t judge me LOL.  Besides..old ass bald dude turned out not to be such a bad fuck after all!!

I passed my fall exams didn’t I??  We’ll see what kind of grades the spring semester will bring me this year!!!  GOD I LOVE COLLEGE!!

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  My friend and I did it again … we love playing tricks on guys.

This time we did the old switcheroo.  We switched places and messed with our boyfriends’ heads.  We had this campout planned for ages - ever since my boyfriend, Mike mentioned his dad owned a hideaway log cabin.  We planned that the 4 of us would head up there for a weekend and have a blast.  Well, first weekend after New Years seemed perfect, so off we went.

  Once we got there, Mike claimed the master bedroom for us, since it WAS his dad’s house, so David and Dianne were stuck in the other bedroom … or so the guys thought.   The log cabin didn’t have electricity (DUH), so after dark, it really did get dark.  The only light was from the fireplace out in the main room, so the bedrooms were pretty much cast in shadows.

   After we all headed off to bed Mike and I started fooling around, getting ready for a hot night of sex.  Well, I tell him that I have to go pee, and excuse myself.  Dianne did the same thing with Dave, and we met up out near the outhouse and laughed a bit about what we were getting ready to do.  We went back inside, but I went into the second bedroom while Diane went into the big bedroom.  As planned I crept in at the foot of the bed without saying a word.  Once I felt Dave’s foot, I started kissing … and worked my way up his leg.  He was like “Ohh, Diane, that feels so hot”.  I kissed right up his thigh and started giving him a blowjob.  Sucking him off and playing with his balls, he was all worked up and stiff as a board.  I changed up and started jacking his cock, still wet from my saliva, and my tongue went travelling to his balls and farther back toward his ass.  His legs went straight in the air and spread wide as he gasped “you swore you’d never do that for me, Di”.  I just mumbled as my tongue started flicking over his asshole.  “Oh, thank-you,thank-you,thank-you” he started saying.  His cock started twitching in my hand and I could feel his body tensing up when all of a sudden Mike was at the door .. “What the fuck’s going on?”  Well, things were a little shaky for a bit, but I calmed Mike down … It turned out that he discovered Diane wasn’t me when she kissed him (AFTER he’d cum) and had a mouthful of his jiz still in her mouth … see, I always swallow every last drop I can.

Oh well … the rest of the weekend was great.  We all had a blast trying out new things.  Maybe one day I’ll get to show Mike how fun blowjobs can be from the other side of them.  hehe

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Just a quick note to let you know that this morning I accomplished a lifelong dream!!!  I Bobbie…. female crossdresser, androgynous genderfucker and teen slut extraordinaire, have for the first time in life after many years of daydreaming…  HAVE PEED MY NAME IN THE SNOW!!!

You may be wondering how I managed this…lacking the proper plumbing and all.  But I would remind you that I mastered the art of peeing standing up a few months ago and have only improved my technique day by day!  So all that was left for me to prove my skills was a good hard winter snow.  And finally it came… the perfect snow.  11 glorious inches of fluffy white winter snow came falling over night and blanketed my backyard like a belated christmas present.   I was so excited when I woke up this morning I ran right out the backdoor, but naked (I sleep naked, duh!) and dove headfirst into a huge snowdrift, cackling and screaming with glee.   Because I knew this was my moment I kneeeeew.

And so I gathered up all the courage and urine my little bladder could muster.. and shivering in the cold, I poressed my fingers to my labia in that special way I learned… spread them slightly, aimed my hips and let the piss fly into the brisk morning air.   It was beautiful.  I get B  O  B    HUGE letters…  in glorious yellow cursive before my stream was spent.   I was never so proud of myself.  NEVER.   I even called my gf to come out of bed right out of way and come look.  MAN was she pissed off that I dragged her out of bed just for that!  Haha I said Pissed Offf!!

Man this was a great day.  I was on a high all morning and afternoon.  I haven’t been back to do it again but I just might… It’s still out there…there hasnt been anymore snowtoday.. but its’ getting dark.  I’ll just have to finish the B I E  with a flashlight!  HA!

Later dudes!

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Okay, I found this cool new online space game that you can conquer planets, make ships, destroy other people’s ships … and almost no other girls play.

Perfect for me. 

I’m in there, flirting away with all these ’captains’ who have had girls ignore them (except in math class on test days), and one of them says it would be so fun if  my captain’s chair had a dildo attached to it, and a bunch of the others agree.  Well, I’m in the game to win, so I tell them that if they reveal their fleet location and strength to me, I’ll talk with them one-on-one while I have a dildo in my ‘captain’s chair’.  I immediately get 4 of them lined up, first ‘cum’, first served (pardon the pun).  I go running around my place looking for a dildo, and all I can find is a strap-on that I hadn’t used for awhile (Where’s a good vibrator when you need one??).  I used the straps plus a few other restraints I keep around to attach the strap-on to my chair.  Now I’m ready for my first engagement.  I start chatting with “Dragon Slayer”, telling him how I rigged up the dildo, and he gives away his fleet locations and strengths … BOOM!! I’m there in minutes to blow his ships into nether-dust.  He’s happy, because I get him to blow at the same time.  Next is an adversary, “AWatcher” … well, he must specialize in voyeurism, because he falls for my sweet stories and gives up his fleet in order to watch the picture I paint for him.  My third victim is supposed to be an ally, but I’m beyond greed now - I want to blow them all up.  “Euthanized” tells me where to find his ships, and I pick them apart as I give him a huge explosion of his own.  This whole time, I’m riding my strap-on, wiggling with excitement with each ship that gets blown apart, and my chair is getting kind of sloppy-wet, if you follow me.  Finally the fourth and final victim of the night … the biggest enemy of the game … “Absynthe” gives up his fleet … not one or two, but three fleets of ships, any one of which could out-gun me, so while I’m chatting him up and getting him ready for his version of a big bang theory, I finally come across a great solution … I talk him into attacking his own fleets until the ships he has left are so weak and full of holes that I can sail right in and blow the last little bits into atoms.  He doesn’t care, because all he’s seeing is stars.  Four victims and a fabulous ride on my dildo.  Now I’m one of the top captains in the game, so there’s no backing down … I’ll be playing this for awhile.

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Most people know a few spanish words, like  Pinga , for penis, or Culo, for Ass.   And Bueno, and Muy bien and all that.  But if you really wanna talk my langauge, here are some nasty spanish phrases, for those of you who’d like to know what I wanna hear!

Sonia you are so beautiful. Can I kiss you?  - Sonia, tu eres TAN guapa. Te doy un beso?

I love your tits! - !Tus tetas me encantan!

You have such a beautiful body, young lady! - ! Lo tienes bien bonito el cuerpocito, chica!

I’d like to eat your pussy. Please!! - Quisiera chuparte la panocha. POR FAVOR!

You make me so hard baby - Me das un duro, Nena.

You tell me these things and I get all crazy hot on you.  Especially if you tell me in my ear while holding me down!  Is there anything else you’d like to know how to say en espanhol?  Escribeme un email o habla por telefono!  (That’s write me an email or call me, for you gringos!!)  Ciao!

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I took my nephew to the mall with me the other day (don’t ask - I was feeling charitable, and my sister-in-law said she’d pay my phone bill if I did), and I figured I’d let him hop in Santa’s lap for a memorable time.  While he was waiting in line, I was checking things out, and noticed one of Santa’s elves … he was a guy that was in my Art Appreciation class at school.  LMAO … he looked so cute in the little elves outfit.

Well, after my nephew got his picture taken, I took him back home (sister-in-law threw a fit that I was only gone a couple hours, so she’s not paying my phone bill after all), then went home and dressed up in my cutest little schoolgirl outfit … I had a plan.

I dressed up in my short plaid skirt, white top, white bobbie socks and black shoes …  No bra, no panties.  I put my hair up in pig-tails and headed back toward the mall.  I wanted to have sex in Santa’s workshop, that little house behind Santa that the elves kept disappearing into, and emerging with presents for the girls and boys.

After scouting it for a bit, I finally figured out how I’d do it … I snuck in from the back, crawling under the backdrop.  Then I just laid low until one of those kids started screaming and raising a fuss (believe me, I didn’t have to wait long for that), and I darted real quick into the workshop.  There wasn’t much room - boys presents on the right, girls presents on the left, and just a thin path between them.  Once inside, I waited for an elf to come in.  As luck would have it, my classmate was the next elf in.  I giggled and raised his little elf tunic to see his bulge in the little green leotards.  He didn’t take long to figure out what I was doing, and became confused as to whether to continue getting presents or pay attention to me.  I opened my blouse and he forgot about the presents.  We started making out right there on the tight path.

We were just starting to get into it when the other elf popped his head in wondering why the last present hadn’t been delivered.  When he saw us on the floor he just grabbed a present real quick and went back out to Santa.  This was fun … loads of people just feet away, have to be real quiet, the other elf popping in to get presents … the whole thing was so exciting I was cumming in no time.

The rest of the afternoon I just hid out in the workshop and handed out presents to the elves as quickly as they showed up at the door.  It was fun being Santa’s secret little helper.  Maybe I’ll try it next year, too.

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So I was shopping for a new strapon, because my girlfriend decided she WASN’T such a sizequeen after all. I had bought this massive 9″ x 6″ piece that she just couldn’t handle … it took her like a whole two weeks to get up the courage to even let me try.  We failed altogether to get her relaxed enough to take it the first time, and the next two times I fucked her with it she was begging me to stop after like ten minutes!  So needless to say we werne’t getting our money’s worth out of this lil investment.

I used to not care too much about cocks, as I’m quite happy with my clit and vag combo… it feels great and it’s compact and when you’re not using it you don’t have to think about it.  But in the last year or so I’ve gotten major penis envy.  If I could have a cock for like a week or mabye a month.. a REAL one.. OH MAN.  The faces I would fuck!  The holes I would fill!!!  The girls I would knock up!  Alas, I was not gendered thusly… so I must content myself with strapons and dildos and vibes.  Which do have their advantages as they are totally customizable …. 

But again. lately… I’ve been obsessing over having a dick.. and since I can’t have a real one, I can at least do the next best thing and get a strap on that would look more like the dick I woulda been more like the dick I woulda had if I were born a boy.   My cousin Linc told me once that a guy’s dick is proprotional to the distance from the top of his middle finger to the bottom of his wrist.  I didn’t believe him but one day he showed me the proof and lo and behold.  I’ve checked out this ratio a few times with other guys and it seems to hold up.   So… anyway…. I’m a pretty lanky gal and I have long skinny limbs… including hands and feet.  I measured the distance from my middle finger to wrist and its a solid 6″ believe it or not.  nothing special but definitely within average range.   So I’ve been looking to collect a 6 incher…. which isn’t hard at all.  What IS impossible it seems is to find a dick that actually looks like a dick.  In terms of skin color.   I don’t have a fortune to spend but I wouldn’t mind shelling out a few extra on something that actually remotely matches my skin color.  And if that isn’t possible.. well hell at least A HUMAN BEING’S skin color.  I’ve never seen a real life cock that matched the pastel pink/cream/beige vomit thingy that the dildo world seems to think represents skin color.   And most don’t even have balls or piss slits…  details matter people!

Anyway… so I’ve told my gal that this time I’m doing the strapon thing my way… and whatever dick I come up with is the one she’s gonna have to love.. same as if I were any normal dude.  She’s begrudgingly agreed….  she’ll be just fine.  She only THINKS she’s a size queen… but it’s the motion of the ocean n ot the size of the ship, right??    But as of now we’re stuck on dry land.. cuz I don’t even have a tugboat yet.   Any suggestions on where to find a realistic in every detail sort of strap on??

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