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So I was shopping for a new strapon, because my girlfriend decided she WASN’T such a sizequeen after all. I had bought this massive 9″ x 6″ piece that she just couldn’t handle … it took her like a whole two weeks to get up the courage to even let me try.  We failed altogether to get her relaxed enough to take it the first time, and the next two times I fucked her with it she was begging me to stop after like ten minutes!  So needless to say we werne’t getting our money’s worth out of this lil investment.

I used to not care too much about cocks, as I’m quite happy with my clit and vag combo… it feels great and it’s compact and when you’re not using it you don’t have to think about it.  But in the last year or so I’ve gotten major penis envy.  If I could have a cock for like a week or mabye a month.. a REAL one.. OH MAN.  The faces I would fuck!  The holes I would fill!!!  The girls I would knock up!  Alas, I was not gendered thusly… so I must content myself with strapons and dildos and vibes.  Which do have their advantages as they are totally customizable …. 

But again. lately… I’ve been obsessing over having a dick.. and since I can’t have a real one, I can at least do the next best thing and get a strap on that would look more like the dick I woulda been more like the dick I woulda had if I were born a boy.   My cousin Linc told me once that a guy’s dick is proprotional to the distance from the top of his middle finger to the bottom of his wrist.  I didn’t believe him but one day he showed me the proof and lo and behold.  I’ve checked out this ratio a few times with other guys and it seems to hold up.   So… anyway…. I’m a pretty lanky gal and I have long skinny limbs… including hands and feet.  I measured the distance from my middle finger to wrist and its a solid 6″ believe it or not.  nothing special but definitely within average range.   So I’ve been looking to collect a 6 incher…. which isn’t hard at all.  What IS impossible it seems is to find a dick that actually looks like a dick.  In terms of skin color.   I don’t have a fortune to spend but I wouldn’t mind shelling out a few extra on something that actually remotely matches my skin color.  And if that isn’t possible.. well hell at least A HUMAN BEING’S skin color.  I’ve never seen a real life cock that matched the pastel pink/cream/beige vomit thingy that the dildo world seems to think represents skin color.   And most don’t even have balls or piss slits…  details matter people!

Anyway… so I’ve told my gal that this time I’m doing the strapon thing my way… and whatever dick I come up with is the one she’s gonna have to love.. same as if I were any normal dude.  She’s begrudgingly agreed….  she’ll be just fine.  She only THINKS she’s a size queen… but it’s the motion of the ocean n ot the size of the ship, right??    But as of now we’re stuck on dry land.. cuz I don’t even have a tugboat yet.   Any suggestions on where to find a realistic in every detail sort of strap on??

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