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   Ever noticed how long basketball players’ fingers are?   Okay, call this curiosity, call it research, call it whatever you want, but I HAD to know … do fingers REALLY indicate how big other parts are?

   Anyway, that was how I ended up in the guys’ locker room after the game last weekend, hiding in the corner where I was sure I could get a good look and pretty sure I wouldn’t be caught.  I was wrong.  Well, right and wrong.  I got a chance to see cock all right … alot of it, and very close up.  Maybe it was my perfume that tipped them off, because almost as soon as the first ones got in the room one started looking around, then headed straight over to my little hiding spot.  He and his friends pulled me out saying something like “look what coach left for us today!”  My clothes went flying in shreds every which way, and I was laying in the middle of a dozen huge cocks stark naked. 

   Oh well, I knew what was coming next, so I just decided to enjoy it.  I started reaching out for one cock after the other, and felt more cocks slapping up to my ass, my pussy, hands pulling my titties.  It was just a blur … I don’t know how many times I sucked or got fucked.  It seemed like it was over as quickly as it started, with all of them already showered up and heading out the door, leaving me laying there soaked in jizz.

   Now I just have the memories.  Laying here in bed daydreaming about huge cocks coming at me in 3-D.  I’m not even sure if it really happened or if it was all a dream.  Maybe I should go back again, just to make sure.

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You prolly won’t be surprised to find out that trying to get help on my computer science final was a losin situation.  The little computer nerd I planned to give some in exchange for help cheating on the test…. he was just too virgin for me!  I think I traumatized him.. cuz I haven’t seen or heard from him since.     I have never in my life tried so hard to give somebody some pussy, or give head anything but he kept CUMMING before I could really get started.  LIKE FIVE TIMES IN A ROW this happened…. every time I nibbled his earlobe or started to put my hand under his shirt!    Multiple orgasms are a good thing, but not if they keep happenin in ur pants before the main event! 

ANYWAY… so he left out of embarassment and I was like fuck what do I do now.   So I figured my only last hope was to go straight to the source of all my problem, which is my Computer Science professor.

Don’t judge me LOL.  Besides..old ass bald dude turned out not to be such a bad fuck after all!!

I passed my fall exams didn’t I??  We’ll see what kind of grades the spring semester will bring me this year!!!  GOD I LOVE COLLEGE!!

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  My friend and I did it again … we love playing tricks on guys.

This time we did the old switcheroo.  We switched places and messed with our boyfriends’ heads.  We had this campout planned for ages - ever since my boyfriend, Mike mentioned his dad owned a hideaway log cabin.  We planned that the 4 of us would head up there for a weekend and have a blast.  Well, first weekend after New Years seemed perfect, so off we went.

  Once we got there, Mike claimed the master bedroom for us, since it WAS his dad’s house, so David and Dianne were stuck in the other bedroom … or so the guys thought.   The log cabin didn’t have electricity (DUH), so after dark, it really did get dark.  The only light was from the fireplace out in the main room, so the bedrooms were pretty much cast in shadows.

   After we all headed off to bed Mike and I started fooling around, getting ready for a hot night of sex.  Well, I tell him that I have to go pee, and excuse myself.  Dianne did the same thing with Dave, and we met up out near the outhouse and laughed a bit about what we were getting ready to do.  We went back inside, but I went into the second bedroom while Diane went into the big bedroom.  As planned I crept in at the foot of the bed without saying a word.  Once I felt Dave’s foot, I started kissing … and worked my way up his leg.  He was like “Ohh, Diane, that feels so hot”.  I kissed right up his thigh and started giving him a blowjob.  Sucking him off and playing with his balls, he was all worked up and stiff as a board.  I changed up and started jacking his cock, still wet from my saliva, and my tongue went travelling to his balls and farther back toward his ass.  His legs went straight in the air and spread wide as he gasped “you swore you’d never do that for me, Di”.  I just mumbled as my tongue started flicking over his asshole.  “Oh, thank-you,thank-you,thank-you” he started saying.  His cock started twitching in my hand and I could feel his body tensing up when all of a sudden Mike was at the door .. “What the fuck’s going on?”  Well, things were a little shaky for a bit, but I calmed Mike down … It turned out that he discovered Diane wasn’t me when she kissed him (AFTER he’d cum) and had a mouthful of his jiz still in her mouth … see, I always swallow every last drop I can.

Oh well … the rest of the weekend was great.  We all had a blast trying out new things.  Maybe one day I’ll get to show Mike how fun blowjobs can be from the other side of them.  hehe

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Just a quick note to let you know that this morning I accomplished a lifelong dream!!!  I Bobbie…. female crossdresser, androgynous genderfucker and teen slut extraordinaire, have for the first time in life after many years of daydreaming…  HAVE PEED MY NAME IN THE SNOW!!!

You may be wondering how I managed this…lacking the proper plumbing and all.  But I would remind you that I mastered the art of peeing standing up a few months ago and have only improved my technique day by day!  So all that was left for me to prove my skills was a good hard winter snow.  And finally it came… the perfect snow.  11 glorious inches of fluffy white winter snow came falling over night and blanketed my backyard like a belated christmas present.   I was so excited when I woke up this morning I ran right out the backdoor, but naked (I sleep naked, duh!) and dove headfirst into a huge snowdrift, cackling and screaming with glee.   Because I knew this was my moment I kneeeeew.

And so I gathered up all the courage and urine my little bladder could muster.. and shivering in the cold, I poressed my fingers to my labia in that special way I learned… spread them slightly, aimed my hips and let the piss fly into the brisk morning air.   It was beautiful.  I get B  O  B    HUGE letters…  in glorious yellow cursive before my stream was spent.   I was never so proud of myself.  NEVER.   I even called my gf to come out of bed right out of way and come look.  MAN was she pissed off that I dragged her out of bed just for that!  Haha I said Pissed Offf!!

Man this was a great day.  I was on a high all morning and afternoon.  I haven’t been back to do it again but I just might… It’s still out there…there hasnt been anymore snowtoday.. but its’ getting dark.  I’ll just have to finish the B I E  with a flashlight!  HA!

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Okay, I found this cool new online space game that you can conquer planets, make ships, destroy other people’s ships … and almost no other girls play.

Perfect for me. 

I’m in there, flirting away with all these ’captains’ who have had girls ignore them (except in math class on test days), and one of them says it would be so fun if  my captain’s chair had a dildo attached to it, and a bunch of the others agree.  Well, I’m in the game to win, so I tell them that if they reveal their fleet location and strength to me, I’ll talk with them one-on-one while I have a dildo in my ‘captain’s chair’.  I immediately get 4 of them lined up, first ‘cum’, first served (pardon the pun).  I go running around my place looking for a dildo, and all I can find is a strap-on that I hadn’t used for awhile (Where’s a good vibrator when you need one??).  I used the straps plus a few other restraints I keep around to attach the strap-on to my chair.  Now I’m ready for my first engagement.  I start chatting with “Dragon Slayer”, telling him how I rigged up the dildo, and he gives away his fleet locations and strengths … BOOM!! I’m there in minutes to blow his ships into nether-dust.  He’s happy, because I get him to blow at the same time.  Next is an adversary, “AWatcher” … well, he must specialize in voyeurism, because he falls for my sweet stories and gives up his fleet in order to watch the picture I paint for him.  My third victim is supposed to be an ally, but I’m beyond greed now - I want to blow them all up.  “Euthanized” tells me where to find his ships, and I pick them apart as I give him a huge explosion of his own.  This whole time, I’m riding my strap-on, wiggling with excitement with each ship that gets blown apart, and my chair is getting kind of sloppy-wet, if you follow me.  Finally the fourth and final victim of the night … the biggest enemy of the game … “Absynthe” gives up his fleet … not one or two, but three fleets of ships, any one of which could out-gun me, so while I’m chatting him up and getting him ready for his version of a big bang theory, I finally come across a great solution … I talk him into attacking his own fleets until the ships he has left are so weak and full of holes that I can sail right in and blow the last little bits into atoms.  He doesn’t care, because all he’s seeing is stars.  Four victims and a fabulous ride on my dildo.  Now I’m one of the top captains in the game, so there’s no backing down … I’ll be playing this for awhile.

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