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Just a quick note to let you know that this morning I accomplished a lifelong dream!!!  I Bobbie…. female crossdresser, androgynous genderfucker and teen slut extraordinaire, have for the first time in life after many years of daydreaming…  HAVE PEED MY NAME IN THE SNOW!!!

You may be wondering how I managed this…lacking the proper plumbing and all.  But I would remind you that I mastered the art of peeing standing up a few months ago and have only improved my technique day by day!  So all that was left for me to prove my skills was a good hard winter snow.  And finally it came… the perfect snow.  11 glorious inches of fluffy white winter snow came falling over night and blanketed my backyard like a belated christmas present.   I was so excited when I woke up this morning I ran right out the backdoor, but naked (I sleep naked, duh!) and dove headfirst into a huge snowdrift, cackling and screaming with glee.   Because I knew this was my moment I kneeeeew.

And so I gathered up all the courage and urine my little bladder could muster.. and shivering in the cold, I poressed my fingers to my labia in that special way I learned… spread them slightly, aimed my hips and let the piss fly into the brisk morning air.   It was beautiful.  I get B  O  B    HUGE letters…  in glorious yellow cursive before my stream was spent.   I was never so proud of myself.  NEVER.   I even called my gf to come out of bed right out of way and come look.  MAN was she pissed off that I dragged her out of bed just for that!  Haha I said Pissed Offf!!

Man this was a great day.  I was on a high all morning and afternoon.  I haven’t been back to do it again but I just might… It’s still out there…there hasnt been anymore snowtoday.. but its’ getting dark.  I’ll just have to finish the B I E  with a flashlight!  HA!

Later dudes!

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So I was shopping for a new strapon, because my girlfriend decided she WASN’T such a sizequeen after all. I had bought this massive 9″ x 6″ piece that she just couldn’t handle … it took her like a whole two weeks to get up the courage to even let me try.  We failed altogether to get her relaxed enough to take it the first time, and the next two times I fucked her with it she was begging me to stop after like ten minutes!  So needless to say we werne’t getting our money’s worth out of this lil investment.

I used to not care too much about cocks, as I’m quite happy with my clit and vag combo… it feels great and it’s compact and when you’re not using it you don’t have to think about it.  But in the last year or so I’ve gotten major penis envy.  If I could have a cock for like a week or mabye a month.. a REAL one.. OH MAN.  The faces I would fuck!  The holes I would fill!!!  The girls I would knock up!  Alas, I was not gendered thusly… so I must content myself with strapons and dildos and vibes.  Which do have their advantages as they are totally customizable …. 

But again. lately… I’ve been obsessing over having a dick.. and since I can’t have a real one, I can at least do the next best thing and get a strap on that would look more like the dick I woulda been more like the dick I woulda had if I were born a boy.   My cousin Linc told me once that a guy’s dick is proprotional to the distance from the top of his middle finger to the bottom of his wrist.  I didn’t believe him but one day he showed me the proof and lo and behold.  I’ve checked out this ratio a few times with other guys and it seems to hold up.   So… anyway…. I’m a pretty lanky gal and I have long skinny limbs… including hands and feet.  I measured the distance from my middle finger to wrist and its a solid 6″ believe it or not.  nothing special but definitely within average range.   So I’ve been looking to collect a 6 incher…. which isn’t hard at all.  What IS impossible it seems is to find a dick that actually looks like a dick.  In terms of skin color.   I don’t have a fortune to spend but I wouldn’t mind shelling out a few extra on something that actually remotely matches my skin color.  And if that isn’t possible.. well hell at least A HUMAN BEING’S skin color.  I’ve never seen a real life cock that matched the pastel pink/cream/beige vomit thingy that the dildo world seems to think represents skin color.   And most don’t even have balls or piss slits…  details matter people!

Anyway… so I’ve told my gal that this time I’m doing the strapon thing my way… and whatever dick I come up with is the one she’s gonna have to love.. same as if I were any normal dude.  She’s begrudgingly agreed….  she’ll be just fine.  She only THINKS she’s a size queen… but it’s the motion of the ocean n ot the size of the ship, right??    But as of now we’re stuck on dry land.. cuz I don’t even have a tugboat yet.   Any suggestions on where to find a realistic in every detail sort of strap on??

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Haha I was talking to my little cousin Linc this weekend and he was reminding me of what a perv I’ve always been.  ALWAYS.  Like the times I used to force him to play gynecologist with me even tho we didn’t know what we were doing.  I would put my legs up on the bedposts and he would look under my skirt or my shorts and say “Yup yup… looks pretty bad in there”  and I’d yell at him to look CLOSER!!  CLOOOOSER!!   Because I figured that’s what happened in real doctor’s offices.   I would also force him to watch me while I did obscene things to his toys….   Including his Mr. Potato Head LOL.. of all things.  But let me tell you something.. that detachable tongue and lips came in mighty handy!!!    I would say “Hey Linc, let’s play Mr. Potato Head…. without the head!!”   And he’d groan NOOOoOoOoo please I hate that game.  But I’d be all “too late…”  and with my legs spread wide I’d force him to put the little eyes nose and glasses on my pussy!  How the hell did we never get caught??  The poor boy must have been traumatized by all this action becuz he’s as  gay as a blade now.  Seriously.. grew up to be a total cocksucker and it’s all my fault.    Then again maybe it just runs in the family… hrmmm…

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How how how.  HOW??  How do I go about telling my latest fuckbuddy that I’m really a female??

He’s going to absolutely freak out.  He’s a top masculine type gay guy, and he loves to be serviced orally.  He says that I’m one of the best and nastiest cocksuckers he’s ever met.  I always manage to make him shoot his load down my throat, and all with no reciprocation.  That was my idea of course.  He’s been waiting to see me stroke my cock while I suck him off..  I say Ohhhhh Noo thanks that totally ruins my concentration I prefer to jerk off later in private, blah blah blah.  He bought it the first time but he’s getting more insistent now and I don’t know what to do!  He really does think I’m just some super young blonde twink….  He prefers this type exclusively, he says… no exceptions.  But when we were  first chatting  online I asked if he was bi or ever been with a girl, and he said GROSS no way women disgust him he’s a proud gay man, yadda yadda.  So I knew not to press the point hehe.  Its wrong of me I know. I shouldn’t have deceived him I shouldn’t have taken this on as a challenge, but I was so horny for this guy!  But at some point he’s gonna figure out that I’ve gotta Big ol’ Vajayjay in my pants instead of a hot twink cock.  It’s not like I’m afraid he would beat me up or anything… I just don’t know what to expect!  Maybe he suspects already??  He keeps bootycalling me so maybe he doesn’t care after all??    AAAAAHHH THE PRESSURE!!  I will see him again tonight after work, more than likely.  He’s been calling for his weekly blowjob every thursday night like clockwork.  When exactly should i mention my ladybusiness to him?  When his dick is in my mouth already, or right after he cums??  Maybe right in the middle of deep throating him, so he won’t be able to make out the words…  “By the way, Dude… I’m not really  a dude… “  Heh.  *sigh*….

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I need to find a double headed dildo. I’ve been having a fantasy of using one with a guy… we’re  laying down on opposite ends of a bench with our legs in the air, one end of the dildo in my pussy, and one end in his ass.  Or maybe in both our asses.  And then my girlfriend can grab the shaft and pull it back and forth between us like a dildo tug of war or somethin lol i dunno…  it just seems hot but i’m not sure how it would work exactly!  That’s why i;’m always up to try new things!  And don’t think i’m sick or nothing… but my guy friend just adopted this huge great dane with a big marmaduke sized dick and lowhanging balls.   I’m not insane enuff to try it but i do think about it.. hrmmmmmmm… i wonder what it would be like to let him mount me!  Knowing my luck its dick would blow up and fill my ass like a big plug and i’d be stuck that way forever. Or have to be rushed to the hospital with a dog stuck in my ass?  I’ve heard of that happening before LOL… man if i did that i could forget about ever going back home to my folks!!  Whatever.. i’m just fuckin bored and horny and talking shit.  Call me and talk some shit with me.  It’s one of those days where everything makes me think of sex.  By that i mean it’s a day of the week ending in ‘Y’~

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So I woke up feeling very horny today.  I then decided why not invite my hot teen cheerleader friend Stephanie over for a little orgy/swingers party. After all it will be worth my while and on top of that I had lots of energy. So I called Stephanie to come over and we made a couple of phone calls to an agency that provided hot escorts, and man they were super hot!! There were two hot guys with extra huge cocks, and did I mention that my favorite thing to do is have a nice juicy cock in my mouth to suck and lick..mmm!! When the guys arrive me and Stephanie got straight to work, I first started sucking one of the guys cock while  Stephanie was getting fucked in her sweet juicy cunt by the other guy.  It really turned the guy on because 5 minutes later he exploded a big load of cum right in her tight teen pussy. I then began to lick all of his creamy delicious cum out of her pussy while I was getting a cock plunged up my rear end, boy it felt good and I really enjoyed licking and sucking her soft clit.

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Hi guys yesterday I had the most amazing day…I went tanning at the beach in my itty bitty teeny bikini, and wow I love showing my ass and tits off to all the hot guys. Everything was amazing, the mood, atmosphere, it was just a great sunny and gorgeous day. I really enjoyed laying out in the sun topless while everyone admired my round perky tits.

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Well this is my first post so I thought I’d make it a hot one!  Being a bi androgynous looking boidyke has a few advantages…. getting into Men’s only spaces for one.  I go into guy’s restrooms about half the time whenever the girl’s restroom takes too long… nobody has ever hassled me about it or noticed I don’t think.  But there is some stuff I’ve had a harder time getting away with, and that’s getting into a Gay Bathhouse.  Well… I got shot down once before a couple of years ago, but I was like super young anyway and the gay guy at the door was like ewwwwwww no way.  I was with some friends on a dare so it was pretty embarrassing.  But this weekend I finally got up the courage to try again.. and OMG.

My tits are real small but still there, so I made sure to use an ace bandage to smooth them down anyway cuz I didn’t want any giveaways this time.  I put on a polo shirt and some baggy khaki slacks and a baseball cap.  Handsome! I didnt bother “packing” a strap on dildo in my pants this time around cuz i really didn’t know how this would go down and what would happen and wanted to travel as light as possible lol.   I look  real young dressed  as a guy but thanks to my male cousin who’s 22 and looks exactly like me I knew I could get in with his ID (I’ve been going to the liquor store and 21 and up clubs for months now LOL).  

So you can’t imagine the rush I felt when I walked to the door, paid the cashbox guy and walked straight in without a hitch.  The ID guy looked at me for a long second like I might be too young buthe  just waved me in and pointed towards the locker rooms.  My heart was pounding in my ears I was so fucking nervous but excited too.  I rounded the corner and it was pitch black , I couldn’t see my own trembling hand  in front of melet alone anybody else.  Then as my eyes started to adjust I could make out faint shadows of guys walking by in their towels, or completely nude.  I lingered for a while, standing in corners looking around, then moving a little closer inside the room.  I walked all timid past the lockers  and noticed a hallway that looked like a row of dressing rooms or something.  I walked down it out of curiousity to see some of the doors were open and empty, except for one guy who was naked, kneeling on the floor facing the door and masturbating.   I got real excited then.  But I absolutely had no idea what to do or if i wanted to do anything with him.  I sort of paced up and down this hallway for a while until another guy in a towel walked down and passed the same guy’s room who was kneeling on the floor.   I watched as the guy dropped his towel and stood over the kneeling guy and shoved his dick in his mouth, without so much as a word!   That was it!

I watched them going at it for a little bit until I got hornier and braver and I decided to pop into one of the empty rooms myself and do exactly what the kneeling guy did.   I crouched down on my knees and unzipped my pants and put my hand inside my fly to simulate a jerking off motion, even tho I was really just tapping on my clit.  The last thing I wanted was some guy to come along expecting to find a guy and catch some girl fingering herself.  So I practiced “jerking” and putting on a show for the people who would walk by looking in.  I couldn’t help but turn myself way the hell on with all the self-touching,  I started caressing chest and pressing my thumb against my covered, ace bandaged nipples as best I could.. I was starting to sweat with the steam floating thru the air and the sheer thrill of getting myself off in a gay bathhouse full of naked men lurking, peeking, disappearing into shadows.

And then it finally happened… Another towel guy walked by and stood at my door watching me touch myself.   he was an older guy maybe in his late 30’s… but great lean physique and hairy chest.   I locked eyes with him in the dim lights, daring him to come closer to me and feed me that cock of his.   I bit my lip and groaned low, licking my lips.  That was all the encouragement he needed as he stepped forward, dropping his towel,  He stood in front of me, his huge throbbing cock head not even an inch away from my lips.   I looked up at him and at his rod and up at him again until  he gave me a look as if to say “come on what are you waiting for, suck it!”   And so I did.  

I licked that fucker like the fattest sweetest lollipop you ever saw.  He began to moan with the motions of my tongue on his  head and my hands sliding up and down the saliva covered length of his shaft.  I spat on his dick and jerked it with both my hands and took it waaay into my throat, past my tonsils, gagging on it.  He was bucking his hips like a wild man hissing “Goddammit you suck good dick, boy..”  … Oddly enough, him calling me “boy” started to get me so fucking wet.. I wanted so bad to rip off my pants and start playing with my clit but I knew I couldnt do that… so I just channeled my frustration into sucking his dick even more… deep throating his whole member down to the balls, then jerking him with my hands while licking his balls and the crack of his ass. 

By now I was putting on such a good show that I noticed two more guys were standing by the door, jerking off.  What a rush! I didn’t know what to do or how to include them or if the guy I was sucking off would want them to join or what.. but I kept on with my show.  I started whispering in my deepest voice possible.. “I’m gonna make u cum, I’m gonna make u fuckin cum…”  and my guy was moaning louder.. Then I slid a finger into his crack and tested to see if he would let me “go there” with his asshole, since some guys don’t.  But he was all for it and I slid my finger right into that ass while I licked his dick clean.   He let out this huge gasp and his knees started to get weak, so I knew he was close.    “That’s right, that’s right you fucker CUM!!  GIMME THAT LOAD”…. 

The two guys who were watching couldn’t take anymore apparently, and wanted to compete… one guy dropped to his knees right there in front of the door way and started blowing the other guy… the sight of that got me so fucking hot. I got up from my kneeling position, and  I don’t know what got into me but I took control of the guy I was blowing and spun him around to face the doorway and the other two guys getting off.   Pressing my chest against my guys back and reaching around in front to stroke his dick I started jacking him furiously… all while grinding my hips into his ass.  He started moaning and then suddenly it was like he was holding his breath  as I just pumped his meat in my hand and slammed m y crotch into his ass..

and then my guy SHOT.  Oh man that was a load if I ever saw one!!   He shot so far and so hard that he actually hit one of the guys blowing at the doorway.  HE roared when he came and goddamit if that didn’t make me crazy hot too.  I could feel my pussy juices starting to run my leg with the excitement of it all.   This sort of freaked me out a little cuz my pants were getting wet from my cunt and i didnt want that blowing my cover at such an inconvenient moment.  I let go of my guys dick and backed awayfrom all the action up  against the wall to “arrange” myself in my pants. 

My guy took a couple minutes to catch  his breath, watching the other two guys get each other off and  then disappear as quickly as they had appeared.  After  they did he turned around and said to me… “That was fuckin great.  Aren’t you gonna…?”

“Uhhh… nah I got off already before u came…”

“Didn’t look that way to me, kid.  How old are you…? ”

I started to panic a little.  “Oh I’m 19… I mean.. I’m 22…”

“YEAH RIGHT” he said busting out laughing.   “Whatever kid.. I don’t need to know and I probably don’t want to anyway.  But you suck dick like a fucking champion.”

This started to make me really shy,  like  he seemed like he was wanting to ask more questions so I figured I had better cut and run.  I finished zipping my pants, turned the bill of my baseball cap back to the front and pulled it low over my eyes.. ” Thanks dude.. “  I grunted low and tore the hell out of there , out of the building into the cold night air.  I walked like five blocks before I felt it was safe.. I could still feel the juices drip dripping down my thighs.   And in an alley way behind some dumpsters I tore my pants open and beat my fucking pussy like a dinner bell until I fucking came.

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