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I’m so fuckin excited, I’ve finally mastered the art of PEEING WHILE STANDING UP!!  YES!  It’s true, ladies.. you too can learn how to stand and pee at the same time without making a mess! You too can relieve your bladder with maximum convenience!  Aim your urine with deadly accuracy, win pissing contests with your brother or boyfriend!!!  I feel like the secret of the ages has finally been revealed to me LOL.

So I had looked around online for info about standing up to pee and found quite a few.  There are even classes that teach females to pee standing, but I wasn’t about to pay for something I was sure I could learn on my own.  Just google on it and you’ll find a free tutorial on it.   Don’t get discouraged once you start tho…   It takes a while. I mean shit, I’ve been practising for about 3 months now, and last night was the first time i was brave enough to try it out of the shower!  But guess what I can do it! I can pee standing with one hand behind my back,  like any man out there!!  Now I’m just pissing up a storm!  There’s a trick to it.. it’s a bit of internal pressure coupled with finger pressure , spreading your labia  wiiiide with two fingers and pressing down just right to isolate the urine stream… Kegels most definitely do help with control and aim.. but of course I have pussymuscles of STEEL anyway lol.  Ask anyone he’s even tried to fingerfuck me… you’ll sprain your fuckin knuckles in this box, buster!   So anyway yeah… I’ve practiced aiming in the shower for weeks… but last night was the moment of truth.  I lifted the toilet lid and planted myself about two feet from the toilet, stretched and aimed my junk and I let er rip!  Oh to see that golden stream sail  right into the bowl… it was better than basketball! I even got bold and moved back to about 3 feet away to see how far I could piss.  Not a drop spilled I tells ya!!!

I’m obnoxiously excited by this. I want to piss on everything I see.  I can’t wait til winter so I can write my name in the fuckin snow!!!  I wish I had somebody to show this to LOL.  Maybe if you call I’ll  let ya listen while I drain the lizard hehehehe…

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Hi guys yesterday I had the most amazing day…I went tanning at the beach in my itty bitty teeny bikini, and wow I love showing my ass and tits off to all the hot guys. Everything was amazing, the mood, atmosphere, it was just a great sunny and gorgeous day. I really enjoyed laying out in the sun topless while everyone admired my round perky tits.

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Hey guys just thought I let you know that I had an amazing dream in class and I woke up feeling pretty damn horny..well for those of you that don’t know I absolutely love cock, I love the taste and the feeling of it thrusting deep inside me. I had a dream that me and my incredibly hot professor got it on in his office, oh boy” I really have a thing for him, it is just mind blowing. It all started when I stayed after class for detention, I came walking into his office with a really short skirt, thigh highs, and 3-inch heels. My top was cut really low and my nipples were poking through my blouse. I then sat in the chair across from his desk and immediately spread my legs open, I bent over and softly whispered in his ear…”Now that I’m here what can I do for you”? He then told me that he would ordinarily make anyone who serves detention to write a 2 page paper on behaving morally, but he said that he would give me a free ride if I would play out his sexual fantasy.  So I agreed and slowly started unbuttoning his shirt while caressing his chest, I then got in front of him and sat on his lap facing him while he started unbuttoning my blouse. He then started rubbing and sliding his wet tongue on my tits, and boy it felt soo good!! Then he started sliding my skirt and panties off, bent me over across the desk and plunged his cock in my tight  pink pussy..it was so amazing, he really got deep inside me because my tits were just bouncing out of control and my nipples were pointing straight out. We were both so into it that he came out of control, there were just loads of cum dripping out of my wet pussy. My professor then buried his face right inside my tight little cunt, he started sliding his tongue over my clit and then finally in my deep hole. It was soo wet and moist and his tongue was so warm. Finally I heard a loud bang, I woke  up and noticed that I had feel asleep with my head on my desk in the middle of class, and there was the professor right there standing in front of me telling me to meet him in his office after class for detention because I feel asleep. Well I guess good dreams do come to an end!!

Well this is my first post so I thought I’d make it a hot one!  Being a bi androgynous looking boidyke has a few advantages…. getting into Men’s only spaces for one.  I go into guy’s restrooms about half the time whenever the girl’s restroom takes too long… nobody has ever hassled me about it or noticed I don’t think.  But there is some stuff I’ve had a harder time getting away with, and that’s getting into a Gay Bathhouse.  Well… I got shot down once before a couple of years ago, but I was like super young anyway and the gay guy at the door was like ewwwwwww no way.  I was with some friends on a dare so it was pretty embarrassing.  But this weekend I finally got up the courage to try again.. and OMG.

My tits are real small but still there, so I made sure to use an ace bandage to smooth them down anyway cuz I didn’t want any giveaways this time.  I put on a polo shirt and some baggy khaki slacks and a baseball cap.  Handsome! I didnt bother “packing” a strap on dildo in my pants this time around cuz i really didn’t know how this would go down and what would happen and wanted to travel as light as possible lol.   I look  real young dressed  as a guy but thanks to my male cousin who’s 22 and looks exactly like me I knew I could get in with his ID (I’ve been going to the liquor store and 21 and up clubs for months now LOL).  

So you can’t imagine the rush I felt when I walked to the door, paid the cashbox guy and walked straight in without a hitch.  The ID guy looked at me for a long second like I might be too young buthe  just waved me in and pointed towards the locker rooms.  My heart was pounding in my ears I was so fucking nervous but excited too.  I rounded the corner and it was pitch black , I couldn’t see my own trembling hand  in front of melet alone anybody else.  Then as my eyes started to adjust I could make out faint shadows of guys walking by in their towels, or completely nude.  I lingered for a while, standing in corners looking around, then moving a little closer inside the room.  I walked all timid past the lockers  and noticed a hallway that looked like a row of dressing rooms or something.  I walked down it out of curiousity to see some of the doors were open and empty, except for one guy who was naked, kneeling on the floor facing the door and masturbating.   I got real excited then.  But I absolutely had no idea what to do or if i wanted to do anything with him.  I sort of paced up and down this hallway for a while until another guy in a towel walked down and passed the same guy’s room who was kneeling on the floor.   I watched as the guy dropped his towel and stood over the kneeling guy and shoved his dick in his mouth, without so much as a word!   That was it!

I watched them going at it for a little bit until I got hornier and braver and I decided to pop into one of the empty rooms myself and do exactly what the kneeling guy did.   I crouched down on my knees and unzipped my pants and put my hand inside my fly to simulate a jerking off motion, even tho I was really just tapping on my clit.  The last thing I wanted was some guy to come along expecting to find a guy and catch some girl fingering herself.  So I practiced “jerking” and putting on a show for the people who would walk by looking in.  I couldn’t help but turn myself way the hell on with all the self-touching,  I started caressing chest and pressing my thumb against my covered, ace bandaged nipples as best I could.. I was starting to sweat with the steam floating thru the air and the sheer thrill of getting myself off in a gay bathhouse full of naked men lurking, peeking, disappearing into shadows.

And then it finally happened… Another towel guy walked by and stood at my door watching me touch myself.   he was an older guy maybe in his late 30′s… but great lean physique and hairy chest.   I locked eyes with him in the dim lights, daring him to come closer to me and feed me that cock of his.   I bit my lip and groaned low, licking my lips.  That was all the encouragement he needed as he stepped forward, dropping his towel,  He stood in front of me, his huge throbbing cock head not even an inch away from my lips.   I looked up at him and at his rod and up at him again until  he gave me a look as if to say “come on what are you waiting for, suck it!”   And so I did.  

I licked that fucker like the fattest sweetest lollipop you ever saw.  He began to moan with the motions of my tongue on his  head and my hands sliding up and down the saliva covered length of his shaft.  I spat on his dick and jerked it with both my hands and took it waaay into my throat, past my tonsils, gagging on it.  He was bucking his hips like a wild man hissing “Goddammit you suck good dick, boy..”  … Oddly enough, him calling me “boy” started to get me so fucking wet.. I wanted so bad to rip off my pants and start playing with my clit but I knew I couldnt do that… so I just channeled my frustration into sucking his dick even more… deep throating his whole member down to the balls, then jerking him with my hands while licking his balls and the crack of his ass. 

By now I was putting on such a good show that I noticed two more guys were standing by the door, jerking off.  What a rush! I didn’t know what to do or how to include them or if the guy I was sucking off would want them to join or what.. but I kept on with my show.  I started whispering in my deepest voice possible.. “I’m gonna make u cum, I’m gonna make u fuckin cum…”  and my guy was moaning louder.. Then I slid a finger into his crack and tested to see if he would let me “go there” with his asshole, since some guys don’t.  But he was all for it and I slid my finger right into that ass while I licked his dick clean.   He let out this huge gasp and his knees started to get weak, so I knew he was close.    “That’s right, that’s right you fucker CUM!!  GIMME THAT LOAD”…. 

The two guys who were watching couldn’t take anymore apparently, and wanted to compete… one guy dropped to his knees right there in front of the door way and started blowing the other guy… the sight of that got me so fucking hot. I got up from my kneeling position, and  I don’t know what got into me but I took control of the guy I was blowing and spun him around to face the doorway and the other two guys getting off.   Pressing my chest against my guys back and reaching around in front to stroke his dick I started jacking him furiously… all while grinding my hips into his ass.  He started moaning and then suddenly it was like he was holding his breath  as I just pumped his meat in my hand and slammed m y crotch into his ass..

and then my guy SHOT.  Oh man that was a load if I ever saw one!!   He shot so far and so hard that he actually hit one of the guys blowing at the doorway.  HE roared when he came and goddamit if that didn’t make me crazy hot too.  I could feel my pussy juices starting to run my leg with the excitement of it all.   This sort of freaked me out a little cuz my pants were getting wet from my cunt and i didnt want that blowing my cover at such an inconvenient moment.  I let go of my guys dick and backed awayfrom all the action up  against the wall to “arrange” myself in my pants. 

My guy took a couple minutes to catch  his breath, watching the other two guys get each other off and  then disappear as quickly as they had appeared.  After  they did he turned around and said to me… “That was fuckin great.  Aren’t you gonna…?”

“Uhhh… nah I got off already before u came…”

“Didn’t look that way to me, kid.  How old are you…? ”

I started to panic a little.  “Oh I’m 19… I mean.. I’m 22…”

“YEAH RIGHT” he said busting out laughing.   “Whatever kid.. I don’t need to know and I probably don’t want to anyway.  But you suck dick like a fucking champion.”

This started to make me really shy,  like  he seemed like he was wanting to ask more questions so I figured I had better cut and run.  I finished zipping my pants, turned the bill of my baseball cap back to the front and pulled it low over my eyes.. ” Thanks dude.. “  I grunted low and tore the hell out of there , out of the building into the cold night air.  I walked like five blocks before I felt it was safe.. I could still feel the juices drip dripping down my thighs.   And in an alley way behind some dumpsters I tore my pants open and beat my fucking pussy like a dinner bell until I fucking came.

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