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Haha I was talking to my little cousin Linc this weekend and he was reminding me of what a perv I’ve always been.  ALWAYS.  Like the times I used to force him to play gynecologist with me even tho we didn’t know what we were doing.  I would put my legs up on the bedposts and he would look under my skirt or my shorts and say “Yup yup… looks pretty bad in there”  and I’d yell at him to look CLOSER!!  CLOOOOSER!!   Because I figured that’s what happened in real doctor’s offices.   I would also force him to watch me while I did obscene things to his toys….   Including his Mr. Potato Head LOL.. of all things.  But let me tell you something.. that detachable tongue and lips came in mighty handy!!!    I would say “Hey Linc, let’s play Mr. Potato Head…. without the head!!”   And he’d groan NOOOoOoOoo please I hate that game.  But I’d be all “too late…”  and with my legs spread wide I’d force him to put the little eyes nose and glasses on my pussy!  How the hell did we never get caught??  The poor boy must have been traumatized by all this action becuz he’s as  gay as a blade now.  Seriously.. grew up to be a total cocksucker and it’s all my fault.    Then again maybe it just runs in the family… hrmmm…

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Nothing turns me on more than lying in my bed and rubbing my hands across my soft pink clit…I love to make home videos of myself masturbating and giving them out as personal gifts to the guys that I sleep with. Many guys always complimented me on my pussy they say that it is my best asset by far. Last night it felt so good getting my pussy licked by my hot next door neighbor, my parents were out of town for the weekend and I decided to invite him over, I was so excited that I even greeted Eddie at my front door butt ass naked. Eddie’s cock instantly got hard from looking at my body, he then shut the door behind him, got on his knees and lift my pussy close to his mouth. I really did not expect this from him because he really seemed like the shy type. It felt so amazing the way he sled his warm tongue across my clit, it sent a chill up my spine. He then began to suck harder and harder until he finally reached his tongue right inside my tight pussy hole, I loved the way he really was working his tongue inside me it was so wet and moist. I could not hold back and I came everywhere!

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How how how.  HOW??  How do I go about telling my latest fuckbuddy that I’m really a female??

He’s going to absolutely freak out.  He’s a top masculine type gay guy, and he loves to be serviced orally.  He says that I’m one of the best and nastiest cocksuckers he’s ever met.  I always manage to make him shoot his load down my throat, and all with no reciprocation.  That was my idea of course.  He’s been waiting to see me stroke my cock while I suck him off..  I say Ohhhhh Noo thanks that totally ruins my concentration I prefer to jerk off later in private, blah blah blah.  He bought it the first time but he’s getting more insistent now and I don’t know what to do!  He really does think I’m just some super young blonde twink….  He prefers this type exclusively, he says… no exceptions.  But when we were  first chatting  online I asked if he was bi or ever been with a girl, and he said GROSS no way women disgust him he’s a proud gay man, yadda yadda.  So I knew not to press the point hehe.  Its wrong of me I know. I shouldn’t have deceived him I shouldn’t have taken this on as a challenge, but I was so horny for this guy!  But at some point he’s gonna figure out that I’ve gotta Big ol’ Vajayjay in my pants instead of a hot twink cock.  It’s not like I’m afraid he would beat me up or anything… I just don’t know what to expect!  Maybe he suspects already??  He keeps bootycalling me so maybe he doesn’t care after all??    AAAAAHHH THE PRESSURE!!  I will see him again tonight after work, more than likely.  He’s been calling for his weekly blowjob every thursday night like clockwork.  When exactly should i mention my ladybusiness to him?  When his dick is in my mouth already, or right after he cums??  Maybe right in the middle of deep throating him, so he won’t be able to make out the words…  “By the way, Dude… I’m not really  a dude… “  Heh.  *sigh*….

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I’m so fuckin excited, I’ve finally mastered the art of PEEING WHILE STANDING UP!!  YES!  It’s true, ladies.. you too can learn how to stand and pee at the same time without making a mess! You too can relieve your bladder with maximum convenience!  Aim your urine with deadly accuracy, win pissing contests with your brother or boyfriend!!!  I feel like the secret of the ages has finally been revealed to me LOL.

So I had looked around online for info about standing up to pee and found quite a few.  There are even classes that teach females to pee standing, but I wasn’t about to pay for something I was sure I could learn on my own.  Just google on it and you’ll find a free tutorial on it.   Don’t get discouraged once you start tho…   It takes a while. I mean shit, I’ve been practising for about 3 months now, and last night was the first time i was brave enough to try it out of the shower!  But guess what I can do it! I can pee standing with one hand behind my back,  like any man out there!!  Now I’m just pissing up a storm!  There’s a trick to it.. it’s a bit of internal pressure coupled with finger pressure , spreading your labia  wiiiide with two fingers and pressing down just right to isolate the urine stream… Kegels most definitely do help with control and aim.. but of course I have pussymuscles of STEEL anyway lol.  Ask anyone he’s even tried to fingerfuck me… you’ll sprain your fuckin knuckles in this box, buster!   So anyway yeah… I’ve practiced aiming in the shower for weeks… but last night was the moment of truth.  I lifted the toilet lid and planted myself about two feet from the toilet, stretched and aimed my junk and I let er rip!  Oh to see that golden stream sail  right into the bowl… it was better than basketball! I even got bold and moved back to about 3 feet away to see how far I could piss.  Not a drop spilled I tells ya!!!

I’m obnoxiously excited by this. I want to piss on everything I see.  I can’t wait til winter so I can write my name in the fuckin snow!!!  I wish I had somebody to show this to LOL.  Maybe if you call I’ll  let ya listen while I drain the lizard hehehehe…

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I am bored and horny out of my fuckin mind!  Anybody wanna chat??

I’ve been having all these crazy sex fantasies lately and pretty soon I’m gonna hafta act ‘em out .  I’ve been thinkin alot about doing a flip flop fuck with a guy.  Yanno, he pounds me and I pound him back with a strapon.  Just takin turns pounding ass all night LOL….   It’s hard to find a willing guy… at least I’m having trouble finding him.

Nothin’ else is goin on.  Janey and I are supposed to go out of town on a roadtrip soon.  It’s supposed to be a surprise since it’s kind of our “anniversary” next week.  So who the hell knows what’s gonna happen i could come back MARRIED for all i know!   0_O   I’ve been debating on telling her that I hung  out with a married couple last week.  Nothin really happened (DAMMIT…)  I was totally DTF (down to fuck), we were all making out, kissing and rubbing and groanin and grindin.  I was fingering the wife with one hand and strokin the husband with the other.   But at the last minute she freaked out and said she wasn’t sure if she was ready for a lesbian experience after all.  Her husband wanted her to watch the two of us get it on, but she was iffy about that too.  So longstory short I went home with blueballs that night LOL… serves me right.

  God it’s hot in here today.  Or maybe it’s just me and my filthy fuckin mind.  Hrmmmmm….

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Well this is my first post so I thought I’d make it a hot one!  Being a bi androgynous looking boidyke has a few advantages…. getting into Men’s only spaces for one.  I go into guy’s restrooms about half the time whenever the girl’s restroom takes too long… nobody has ever hassled me about it or noticed I don’t think.  But there is some stuff I’ve had a harder time getting away with, and that’s getting into a Gay Bathhouse.  Well… I got shot down once before a couple of years ago, but I was like super young anyway and the gay guy at the door was like ewwwwwww no way.  I was with some friends on a dare so it was pretty embarrassing.  But this weekend I finally got up the courage to try again.. and OMG.

My tits are real small but still there, so I made sure to use an ace bandage to smooth them down anyway cuz I didn’t want any giveaways this time.  I put on a polo shirt and some baggy khaki slacks and a baseball cap.  Handsome! I didnt bother “packing” a strap on dildo in my pants this time around cuz i really didn’t know how this would go down and what would happen and wanted to travel as light as possible lol.   I look  real young dressed  as a guy but thanks to my male cousin who’s 22 and looks exactly like me I knew I could get in with his ID (I’ve been going to the liquor store and 21 and up clubs for months now LOL).  

So you can’t imagine the rush I felt when I walked to the door, paid the cashbox guy and walked straight in without a hitch.  The ID guy looked at me for a long second like I might be too young buthe  just waved me in and pointed towards the locker rooms.  My heart was pounding in my ears I was so fucking nervous but excited too.  I rounded the corner and it was pitch black , I couldn’t see my own trembling hand  in front of melet alone anybody else.  Then as my eyes started to adjust I could make out faint shadows of guys walking by in their towels, or completely nude.  I lingered for a while, standing in corners looking around, then moving a little closer inside the room.  I walked all timid past the lockers  and noticed a hallway that looked like a row of dressing rooms or something.  I walked down it out of curiousity to see some of the doors were open and empty, except for one guy who was naked, kneeling on the floor facing the door and masturbating.   I got real excited then.  But I absolutely had no idea what to do or if i wanted to do anything with him.  I sort of paced up and down this hallway for a while until another guy in a towel walked down and passed the same guy’s room who was kneeling on the floor.   I watched as the guy dropped his towel and stood over the kneeling guy and shoved his dick in his mouth, without so much as a word!   That was it!

I watched them going at it for a little bit until I got hornier and braver and I decided to pop into one of the empty rooms myself and do exactly what the kneeling guy did.   I crouched down on my knees and unzipped my pants and put my hand inside my fly to simulate a jerking off motion, even tho I was really just tapping on my clit.  The last thing I wanted was some guy to come along expecting to find a guy and catch some girl fingering herself.  So I practiced “jerking” and putting on a show for the people who would walk by looking in.  I couldn’t help but turn myself way the hell on with all the self-touching,  I started caressing chest and pressing my thumb against my covered, ace bandaged nipples as best I could.. I was starting to sweat with the steam floating thru the air and the sheer thrill of getting myself off in a gay bathhouse full of naked men lurking, peeking, disappearing into shadows.

And then it finally happened… Another towel guy walked by and stood at my door watching me touch myself.   he was an older guy maybe in his late 30’s… but great lean physique and hairy chest.   I locked eyes with him in the dim lights, daring him to come closer to me and feed me that cock of his.   I bit my lip and groaned low, licking my lips.  That was all the encouragement he needed as he stepped forward, dropping his towel,  He stood in front of me, his huge throbbing cock head not even an inch away from my lips.   I looked up at him and at his rod and up at him again until  he gave me a look as if to say “come on what are you waiting for, suck it!”   And so I did.  

I licked that fucker like the fattest sweetest lollipop you ever saw.  He began to moan with the motions of my tongue on his  head and my hands sliding up and down the saliva covered length of his shaft.  I spat on his dick and jerked it with both my hands and took it waaay into my throat, past my tonsils, gagging on it.  He was bucking his hips like a wild man hissing “Goddammit you suck good dick, boy..”  … Oddly enough, him calling me “boy” started to get me so fucking wet.. I wanted so bad to rip off my pants and start playing with my clit but I knew I couldnt do that… so I just channeled my frustration into sucking his dick even more… deep throating his whole member down to the balls, then jerking him with my hands while licking his balls and the crack of his ass. 

By now I was putting on such a good show that I noticed two more guys were standing by the door, jerking off.  What a rush! I didn’t know what to do or how to include them or if the guy I was sucking off would want them to join or what.. but I kept on with my show.  I started whispering in my deepest voice possible.. “I’m gonna make u cum, I’m gonna make u fuckin cum…”  and my guy was moaning louder.. Then I slid a finger into his crack and tested to see if he would let me “go there” with his asshole, since some guys don’t.  But he was all for it and I slid my finger right into that ass while I licked his dick clean.   He let out this huge gasp and his knees started to get weak, so I knew he was close.    “That’s right, that’s right you fucker CUM!!  GIMME THAT LOAD”…. 

The two guys who were watching couldn’t take anymore apparently, and wanted to compete… one guy dropped to his knees right there in front of the door way and started blowing the other guy… the sight of that got me so fucking hot. I got up from my kneeling position, and  I don’t know what got into me but I took control of the guy I was blowing and spun him around to face the doorway and the other two guys getting off.   Pressing my chest against my guys back and reaching around in front to stroke his dick I started jacking him furiously… all while grinding my hips into his ass.  He started moaning and then suddenly it was like he was holding his breath  as I just pumped his meat in my hand and slammed m y crotch into his ass..

and then my guy SHOT.  Oh man that was a load if I ever saw one!!   He shot so far and so hard that he actually hit one of the guys blowing at the doorway.  HE roared when he came and goddamit if that didn’t make me crazy hot too.  I could feel my pussy juices starting to run my leg with the excitement of it all.   This sort of freaked me out a little cuz my pants were getting wet from my cunt and i didnt want that blowing my cover at such an inconvenient moment.  I let go of my guys dick and backed awayfrom all the action up  against the wall to “arrange” myself in my pants. 

My guy took a couple minutes to catch  his breath, watching the other two guys get each other off and  then disappear as quickly as they had appeared.  After  they did he turned around and said to me… “That was fuckin great.  Aren’t you gonna…?”

“Uhhh… nah I got off already before u came…”

“Didn’t look that way to me, kid.  How old are you…? ”

I started to panic a little.  “Oh I’m 19… I mean.. I’m 22…”

“YEAH RIGHT” he said busting out laughing.   “Whatever kid.. I don’t need to know and I probably don’t want to anyway.  But you suck dick like a fucking champion.”

This started to make me really shy,  like  he seemed like he was wanting to ask more questions so I figured I had better cut and run.  I finished zipping my pants, turned the bill of my baseball cap back to the front and pulled it low over my eyes.. ” Thanks dude.. “  I grunted low and tore the hell out of there , out of the building into the cold night air.  I walked like five blocks before I felt it was safe.. I could still feel the juices drip dripping down my thighs.   And in an alley way behind some dumpsters I tore my pants open and beat my fucking pussy like a dinner bell until I fucking came.

Bobbie

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