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You prolly won’t be surprised to find out that trying to get help on my computer science final was a losin situation.  The little computer nerd I planned to give some in exchange for help cheating on the test…. he was just too virgin for me!  I think I traumatized him.. cuz I haven’t seen or heard from him since.     I have never in my life tried so hard to give somebody some pussy, or give head anything but he kept CUMMING before I could really get started.  LIKE FIVE TIMES IN A ROW this happened…. every time I nibbled his earlobe or started to put my hand under his shirt!    Multiple orgasms are a good thing, but not if they keep happenin in ur pants before the main event! 

ANYWAY… so he left out of embarassment and I was like fuck what do I do now.   So I figured my only last hope was to go straight to the source of all my problem, which is my Computer Science professor.

Don’t judge me LOL.  Besides..old ass bald dude turned out not to be such a bad fuck after all!!

I passed my fall exams didn’t I??  We’ll see what kind of grades the spring semester will bring me this year!!!  GOD I LOVE COLLEGE!!

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Just a quick note to let you know that this morning I accomplished a lifelong dream!!!  I Bobbie…. female crossdresser, androgynous genderfucker and teen slut extraordinaire, have for the first time in life after many years of daydreaming…  HAVE PEED MY NAME IN THE SNOW!!!

You may be wondering how I managed this…lacking the proper plumbing and all.  But I would remind you that I mastered the art of peeing standing up a few months ago and have only improved my technique day by day!  So all that was left for me to prove my skills was a good hard winter snow.  And finally it came… the perfect snow.  11 glorious inches of fluffy white winter snow came falling over night and blanketed my backyard like a belated christmas present.   I was so excited when I woke up this morning I ran right out the backdoor, but naked (I sleep naked, duh!) and dove headfirst into a huge snowdrift, cackling and screaming with glee.   Because I knew this was my moment I kneeeeew.

And so I gathered up all the courage and urine my little bladder could muster.. and shivering in the cold, I poressed my fingers to my labia in that special way I learned… spread them slightly, aimed my hips and let the piss fly into the brisk morning air.   It was beautiful.  I get B  O  B    HUGE letters…  in glorious yellow cursive before my stream was spent.   I was never so proud of myself.  NEVER.   I even called my gf to come out of bed right out of way and come look.  MAN was she pissed off that I dragged her out of bed just for that!  Haha I said Pissed Offf!!

Man this was a great day.  I was on a high all morning and afternoon.  I haven’t been back to do it again but I just might… It’s still out there…there hasnt been anymore snowtoday.. but its’ getting dark.  I’ll just have to finish the B I E  with a flashlight!  HA!

Later dudes!

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What can I say?  Im gonna be hangin with my big bro’s poker buddies the tonite!  My older bro is in mexico right now visitin his dad’s side of the family (we got different dads, but I ain’t slept with HIS yet lol).  He never lets me come around his friends when he’s stateside cuz he know how i am.  But he’s outta town so there’s nothin he can do about it ha ha!  I know what nights they like to play poker, and I know where they like to play and where they live.  I think it’s time I had me a little fun and maybe got some extra spending cash for the holidays while I’m at it.  I’m a bad ass poker player…  especially strip poker.  And once I’m down taking those cabrones to the poorhouse, I’ll let them play a little more poker on my panocha!! !  Watchate!!!  It’s been too long since my last gangbang, bitches!  I need some relief!!!

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So everything that could go wrong today did.  I got my period in a brand new pair of white work slacks.  I locked myself out of the apartment and had to promise the maintenance guy I’d go out with him if he let me in without telling my landlord.  I dented my car on my roommates car in the driveway, so I’ll have to pay for both our bodywork.  And I haven’t had sex in like a MONTH!!   Some days are harder than  others.   Some days you just need to take the edge off, blow off all your troubles, suck it up and make time for playtime.  That’s when you throw on your shortest, sluttiest skirt, your trashiest high heels and a see-thru tank with no bra and march on down to the nearest frat house to suck and swallow as much cock as humanly possibly.  Sometimes you just gotta do what you do best. So  the next time you hear from me I’ll probably be drunk on a couple of gallons of fratboy….  don’t be jealous!!!

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I love how small my tits are.  Most girls are all self conscious with their itty bitties but not I, said the itty-titty tiger!!  I love my sensitive little mouthfuls… my lil mosquito bites… I love that I can wear a shirt with no bra and not jiggle and swing like a freaking cow.   I love that I can flatten them out with a tight sports bra and dress up in guy drag and totally pass as a dude.  I love that when I get naked I look like a prepubescent girl or a teenage boy from across the room.. I love the tightness and smallness of my body.  I’m stringy and compact and flexible…  I can fit in just about any tight space.  Having a skinny small breasted body for a girl is just way more versatile.  I can look like a fashion model or the boy next door.  I can be anything you want me to be.  And my pussy is always CRAZTY tight no matter how much I get fucked.. cuz i’m just a small girl all around.  I would totally love fucking me if I were a guy.  Or a girl!  It’s all about the self love right now, and all this talk about my body has totally got me pinching on my nips.  So if you don’t mind I’m gonna tap one out on the ol beatbox here… TAP TAP TAP. LONG LONG SHORT.  S O S.  S E X X X X X… Mmmmmmmmm!!!

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Wow I know y’all think that I’m the world’s freakiest chick and that there ain’t nuthin I haven’t tried yet.. but I’m still young and there are still things left on my to-screw list.   Well, as of two hours ago I just finished one more.  I went down on another  girl for the first time.  Her and her bf hit on me at a club last night and we exchanged numbers … the guy was real hot… older and Daddy looking white guy with a bald shaved head.. just like I like em.  She’s just a little older than me.. like 22 or somethin…  and I hafta admit drop dead gorgeous with a big soft bubble booty I couldn’t help staring at.   She was latina too.. which felt weird to me.. like incest kinda.  But y’all know i have no problem with INCEST hahaha… so I’d be a hypocrite to kick her out of bed on that score.  Anyway.. what can I say?  She was hot.  And it’s strange to eat pussy… I mean I know what it’s like to have my pussy eaten.. but I didn’t necessarily know what to do with hers.  I started to lick the alphabet like I’ve heard you’re supposed to do and it didnt seem to be doing nothin but tickling her.. so I thought fuck this let me just do to her what feels good on me… and sure enough.. she loved the feeling of getting tongue and finger fucked like a speed demon…  she was grinding her cooch all in my face screaming RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE I could barely fuckin breathe she was grabbing my hair so much…  she was getting wetter and wetter and I could feel my hair getting wet with her pussy juices.  It was surreal.. and I turn on…. its hot to get another girl all hot and have her cum in your face real hard…. even hotter when her bf enters you from behind as soon as she hits the wall and starts fucking you like your life depends on it!!   That was one hot couple.  I don’t know if I’ll see them again.  He’s the brother of one of my mom’s work friends, it turns out….  that’s hitting a little close to home.  My mom still thinks I’m a perfect angel i can’t be fuckin with my rep HAHA!!!   Damn.. I can still smell her pussy in my hair. I need to go wash my face and hair!  LATERS!!!  

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Wow what an amazing night! I just got fucked all over the couch my next door neighbor, he is so hot . I guess I always had a thing for him, he has a hot body with a long hard dick, every time I see him or think about him my pussy pulsates. Tonight was the perfect oportunity to get fucked by Tom. My parents just left to go on vacation today and they will not be back until next week so I decided to invite Tom over and dress up in my sexy lingerie to show off my sexy body for him. He always compliments me on how sexy I look so I was flattered of course. As soon as he walked through my front door he was all over me like a moth to a flame, he ripped off my bra and panties. He then bent me over on the couch and started fucking my tight little cunt with his over sized dick. It felt so good getting fucked from behind, I love the way his dick was moving in and out of my pussy, I really had all of my pussy juice on the head of his cock! He even filled me up with his hot creamy cum, it was so much that it started over flowing down to my see through stockings. I didn’t mind because he absolutely blew my mind. I just kept the stockings on so I can keep his cum all over me for a couple of hours. I cannot stop dreaming about the moment we had earlier, I think I might invite him over tonight for part two, after all he did say that he wanted me to treat him like a sissy and dominate him. As of right now I have so many ideas and tricks running through my mind!

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Man what the fuck ever I just got fired from the dumbest job.  I needed some extra cash and to get out of the house more so I took this job going around door to door with a group of charity do gooders asking people for money and donations and stuff.  We had these crazy high dollar quotas for the end of the night and I wasn’t getting any good donations, especially not from the dumb ass housewives and grandmas doors I knocked on.  But then we got to this one street and this fine silver haired daddy looking papi said he would be happy to make a donation if I came in for some hot tea.  I could tell what was up as soon as he opened the door and his eyes flashed at me… and he was HOT. just like I like., older and well put together well maintained but big and beefy like a MAN should be.   The stupid kids I was with were like Sonia don’t go in there that’s against the rules and I’m like I’ll just be a minute and I think this guy is good for it.  So I went in.. and DAMN…  that was the quickest hottest sex bent over a recliner I’ve had in a while!!  He pulled my hair back and stuffed me and came in my cooch like a fire hydrant.. his jiz was dripping down my thighs…  Good to his word he wrote a nice fat check for 300 dollars to my campaign.   I came back with more money than any of them had collected, and my pussy nice and full and feelin goo too…  but did they care?  NOooo they said Sonia we don’t think you’re what we’re looking for, but thanks for your hard work tonight.  They didn’t have any trouble keeping his check I see!  What the fuck ever.  I can do my own door to door charity work anyway.. I work better alone!!  And I think I’ll be paying his street another visit real soon!!

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Haha I was talking to my little cousin Linc this weekend and he was reminding me of what a perv I’ve always been.  ALWAYS.  Like the times I used to force him to play gynecologist with me even tho we didn’t know what we were doing.  I would put my legs up on the bedposts and he would look under my skirt or my shorts and say “Yup yup… looks pretty bad in there”  and I’d yell at him to look CLOSER!!  CLOOOOSER!!   Because I figured that’s what happened in real doctor’s offices.   I would also force him to watch me while I did obscene things to his toys….   Including his Mr. Potato Head LOL.. of all things.  But let me tell you something.. that detachable tongue and lips came in mighty handy!!!    I would say “Hey Linc, let’s play Mr. Potato Head…. without the head!!”   And he’d groan NOOOoOoOoo please I hate that game.  But I’d be all “too late…”  and with my legs spread wide I’d force him to put the little eyes nose and glasses on my pussy!  How the hell did we never get caught??  The poor boy must have been traumatized by all this action becuz he’s as  gay as a blade now.  Seriously.. grew up to be a total cocksucker and it’s all my fault.    Then again maybe it just runs in the family… hrmmm…

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