Archive for the 'urination' Category
I Stand Up To Pee!!!
I’m so fuckin excited, I’ve finally mastered the art of PEEING WHILE STANDING UP!! YES! It’s true, ladies.. you too can learn how to stand and pee at the same time without making a mess! You too can relieve your bladder with maximum convenience! Aim your urine with deadly accuracy, win pissing contests with your brother or boyfriend!!! I feel like the secret of the ages has finally been revealed to me LOL.
So I had looked around online for info about standing up to pee and found quite a few. There are even classes that teach females to pee standing, but I wasn’t about to pay for something I was sure I could learn on my own. Just google on it and you’ll find a free tutorial on it. Don’t get discouraged once you start tho… It takes a while. I mean shit, I’ve been practising for about 3 months now, and last night was the first time i was brave enough to try it out of the shower! But guess what I can do it! I can pee standing with one hand behind my back, like any man out there!! Now I’m just pissing up a storm! There’s a trick to it.. it’s a bit of internal pressure coupled with finger pressure , spreading your labia wiiiide with two fingers and pressing down just right to isolate the urine stream… Kegels most definitely do help with control and aim.. but of course I have pussymuscles of STEEL anyway lol. Ask anyone he’s even tried to fingerfuck me… you’ll sprain your fuckin knuckles in this box, buster! So anyway yeah… I’ve practiced aiming in the shower for weeks… but last night was the moment of truth. I lifted the toilet lid and planted myself about two feet from the toilet, stretched and aimed my junk and I let er rip! Oh to see that golden stream sail right into the bowl… it was better than basketball! I even got bold and moved back to about 3 feet away to see how far I could piss. Not a drop spilled I tells ya!!!
I’m obnoxiously excited by this. I want to piss on everything I see. I can’t wait til winter so I can write my name in the fuckin snow!!! I wish I had somebody to show this to LOL. Maybe if you call I’ll let ya listen while I drain the lizard hehehehe… 
BOBBIE 1 888 408 6484
http://legalteenphonesex.com/bobbie.html
No comments