Nov 6
Split licking and rod riding
Hey, I’m Wendi. I’m 19 and a college student.
One day I was shopping at the mall by myself. I usually go with a girlfriend. But this day I needed to be by myself.
I had just bought myself a new bra and pantie set then stopped at the jewelry counter at Macy’s. A man came up and started looking at jewelry too, but I didn’t pay him any mind. He looked like Shrek. EWE! Weird though, because he smelled really good. And he was dressed in a very expensive looking suit. He looked like my Dad’s age.
I admired these diamond dangle earrings for about 15 minutes and was about to leave when the man said “you should have those”. I laughed and said “yeah, someday”. He smiled and he looked like a GOOD looking Shrek… lol
“I would love to buy them for you” he says. “Oh?” I say. “On one condition” he says. “OH???” I say He steps closer to me and says “you agree to have a soda with me in the food court afterwards, and you wear them”. “That’s all?” I ask. “YES”, he says in a comforting smile.
So you ask, where’s the split licking and rod riding???? Hehe, you’ll have to call me.
Wendi 1-888-702-8994
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